Working people frequently ask retired people what theydo to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, my wife and I wentinto town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writingout a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said,
'Come on, man, how about giving a seniorcitizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an “a$$hole.” He glared at me and startedwriting another ticket for having worn-out tires. So Kate called him a“sh*t head.” He finished the second ticket and put it on thewindshield with the first. Then he started writing more tickets.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the moretickets he wrote. Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and wenthome. We always look for cars with "OBAMA 2012 stickers. We try to havea little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.
Ha! Hat tip, Curmudgeonly.
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